Shambles - congeries, congeria, confusio, conturbatio, consternatio
Ride - eo, veho, curro
On that basis, the best translation I could come up with was something like 'confusione curramus', on the basis that it has alliteration, and that the word 'confusio' (though not 'curro') is recognisable to people who don't know Latin.
But I thought I'd run it past the group before anyone starts ordering jerseys with the motto on them! Does anyone have any better thoughts, or have I made any elementary grammatical errors thanks to general rustiness?
ETA: - actually, currere is second conjugation, isn't it - so do I want confusione curremus? Told you I was rusty!